i’m caught in between wanting someone to murder me and wanting someone to murder this p***y
- me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
- me: *throws shade 24/7*
- me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
- me: *is overdramatic*
- me: *is a major asshole*
- me: *complains about everything*
me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt